Lemonade Is The New Ranch

BREAKING NEWS: Lemonade is good with everything! Seriously, it's amazing the plethora of uses they have for lemonade these days. I honestly don't understand why it wasn't in the Bible. You know that one day...that God rested after making the Heavens and the Earth...he probably had a cold glass of lemonade to celebrate. And OMG can you imagine how GOOD the lemonade must be up in heaven, dawg?! If its better than Simply Lemonade or Chick-Fil-A Lemonade you can take me now Lord...because that's some bomb ish to look forward to! Muthafucking ice cubes probably taste like Mangoes & Eva Mendes' tears.

What's not to love about lemonade though?! Nigga LET ME COUNT THE WAYS, it's good with Ice Tea, Sweet Tea, Mango, Strawberry, Raspberry, Alcohol, Hot Dogs, Burgers, Hangovers, Sprite and I've recently found out that it's good with Coke too (the cola not the drug), it's good frozen...I'm getting thirsty now so just think about what I said and spread the gospel.